I'm on my bed watching When Harry Met Sally on my laptop.
Dylan runs past me towards my bathroom. He obviously needs to pee. Real bad, actually.

I'm on the New Year's scene where Harry runs into Sally at the party and they're talking.
Sally says, "You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you, and I hate you, Harry. I really hate you. I hate you."

Dylan comes out of the bathroom, looks at the screen, and says, "Wow. She really hates him."
He runs off to play again.

Kids pay attention to EVERYTHING.